When Envii asked me if I could guest blog for her today I was ecstatic. I was just as excited as the moment I found out my blog was named her "blog of the month," And it has been there for OVER a month, but don't point that out to her in case it is a mistake. I have never been asked to be a guest blogger up to this point, and I cannot figure out why I have not. I have even offered many times over to be a guest blogger for my husband's blog, but nooooo, he has never been interested.
When I asked Envii what she wanted to write about she said that I could write about whatever I want. Holy. Shit! I plan to take FULL advantage of this!
When I am out and about I tend to take snapshots of people and things that bother me. Take my hand after you sanitize your hands and let's go on a little photographic journey together.
GUESS WHAT!
Yup, some man had the balls to rock old style Guess Jeans. I was amazed when I saw these out and about and started snapping shots left and right. One of my sons totally called me out for taking pictures of this mans ass, but seriously, how could I not? If you spotted a dinosaur while out for lunch you would be taking photos, right?
At the same place, just moments later, I saw this. Wow, talk about a major fashion faux pas. Honestly, I could have looked the other way, but look how dirty her bra is! I am pretty sure that she is embracing her hippy side by not bathing or washing clothes, and right after some kung pao chicken she was planning to go burn her bra.
This little brat at Pizza Hut was crying SO loud that I could not enjoy my salad. Okay, so the kid was mine, but I quickly fixed the situation as I banished him to the other side of the long table, and told him he was going to have to eat pizza as a punishment (he HATES pizza). His little brother went with him because he felt bad.
This sign is BRILLIANT! I of course should have bought it, but honestly it just doesn't go with my decor.
If you read my blog you know what my beef is with this chick. If you don't read my blog, WHY DON'T YOU? I am pretty much awesome.
Do I even have to point out why this sign freaks me the fuck out? That shepherd looks like the grim reaper. Why wouldn't I want to worship and/or send my children to a daycare at a place that has a fucking death angel on their sign?
This is my life people, this is the shit I have to see day to day. This is my personal hell.
Thank you for all those who joined me today on this journey. Envii, hurry back, this guest blogger shit causes a little anxiety.
4 comments:
Lmao you and I are so very alike & all I can say is yaaay for cell phone cameras!!!!
I honestly don't know what I would do without it! I only wish that I would have figured out to mute the shutter a long time ago when I began taking photos of strangers!
Envii should count herself lucky she has a hilarions blog bud!
and this is why we love reading your blog day in and day out, hilarious!
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