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This week i really dont have a naughty list as i been sittin inside my house except to go to the post office!
O wait i wore some apperently see through tights to medical LMAO.. i say if you cant see my undies they are not see thru.. lol
By the way i will have a Cosmetics Review for yo wonderful ladies later on.. and maybe a give away to go along with it [ AT MY EXPENSE it is not sponsored]
your ass in front of your whole family.
Ok i think i can go back to 2008 right before i found i was pregnant..
We went to my inlaws for Thanksgiving.. well let me take it back a little bit.
Ever since i first met my husbands family.. Most of them could careless bout me.. and trust me i didnt give a fuck about them either.. Well it went down like this..
If i cant fucking stand you and i know all you do is run your mouth dont expect me to play nice!!
My husband comes to me to quietly tell me he is going out with his uncles.. Fine .. i ask where the fuck am i going .. his reply is nowhere you stayin here .. and so it begins
in the loudest voice possible:
Fuck you i aint staying with these 2 face mother fuckers.. you better drop me off somewhere that i feel comfortable at.
Everyone turns to look!
me: WTF you looking at dont eyefuck me when you know im fucking right..
His grama [ in spanish] O this bytch thinks she got a mouth, shes only with him for money!
I blew the fuck up!! First off my husband didnt make alot of money as an e3 in the navy.. I made more fucking money hustling cellphones from tmobile and my reg 9-5!. So i turn to her and yell saying .. who the fuck are you calling a fucking gold digger i make more fucking money than he does.. EVERYTHING he owns and is wearing i FUCKING bought! the only time you bought him shit was when you didnt want him coming to visit me in NY.. and bitch i still got my fucking way.
She calls me every name in the book and all i say is i DARE you to actually look at me when you fucking say this.. You wont fucking DARE i will be the bitch to knock you on your fucking ass!!
Everyone ran because they knew i would do it! I had enough of her shit and i blew the fuck up.. Was i sorry NO! Did i care that she cried NO..
after this everyone had a new found respect for me! Including his Grama!
Incase you havent noticed i show my ass alot when shit isnt going my way!
6 comments:
Whoo! Thanks for the laugh this morning!! I am having issues with The Man's mother right now, so I feel ya!
LMAO.. they only truely accepted me when i got pregnant with my son LOL.. i think sometimes they just like testing me
Haha, you made Grama cry!? Haha, oh man. That was a good laugh, seriously!
I often "show my ass" but in the way that the Southerners mean it. ;)
lovely
Well after you knock the bitch on her ass, hope you have a happy turkey day!!!
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